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ArtHaus 5.0: May The 4th Be With You

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For the TENTH (wow!!) episode of Season 5, LIGHTHAUS is going to need to ask you for some space... I mean, like outer space! Set phasers to stunning, tighten your asteroid belts, and try not to think about how there has never been a woman on the moon. Like at all. Ever. Isn't that fucked up? (Happy Mother's Day, May 15th)

ATTENTION, CADETS: let's get starry-eyed as we explore the dark side of Uranus, probe a wormhole, and experiment with quasar hair-removal. Your host this episode is HEAVY SCENE MACAQUE as the only true Star Trek captain (fight me): Captain Kathryn Shamewank!

The winners of this semi-final will be moving onto the FINAL in June, wow! The losers will make contact with a race of sentient beings who can see the future and will steward peace for Earth... bummer.

This Month's Theme =
`*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*`
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU
`*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*`
(the show is on May 4th, okay?)

Special guest:
SIREN

Host:
HEAVY SCENE MACAQUE

Featuring:
TRAGIC TREEHAUS
vs.
FRANKENHAUS

$7/advance, $10/at the door

Doors @ 7pm / Show @ 8pm

Dress to cosplay Kes.
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Earlier Event: May 3
The Jump Off
Later Event: May 4
BLOOM ft. Mx. Silkman & IVVY