^_^ are you ONLINE and WEIRD and SILLAY????? Do you quote half-remembered 90s Eurodance lyrics as vocal stim scripture between Vine quotes and making calls in competitive games? Importantly: Are you advancing the mission of converting .url files to .irl? Pry off those blackout curtains then, and let those fairy lights grow out the window like ivy. Claim the club tonight as your own under the same skies of LED and further the cause of creating our shared online world out in open air. Happy hardcore, hybrid trap, hyperflip, breakcore, hands up, and more was the soundtrack to you posting sprays of furries in TF2. Now you do the same on every sign post on the street, placing your signature on every inch of terrain you know you can call a home. Celebrate this life, this strange stupidity, and get goofy with us in the club as the web becomes corporeal with every day we live our truth inside and out. We’re touching grass, and we’re doing it on our terms.
Featuring >2 feet of pure felt and cotton puppet at the DJ Hero decks! That one YouTube tranny who you remember seeing once maybe also likes hardcore music! Melody Nosurname is here with her outdated taste in the experimental tunes! Ew, gross, why would you want to listen to breakcore and shit from 2010?
0xfff3 and dreamt wishes are a duo of local Seattle talent mixing out tunes through a custom programmed Steam Deck and pairing it to exhibitions of video game freerunning at high intensities. 0xfff3’s work comes with the high BPM sound you’d expect from a DJ born out of Impact’s earlier days, taking happy hardcore roots, doubling down on mashup beats and quirky deep-cuts, and pairing it all with with the jersey club style to bring the best of hyperflips many faces to the dance realm. dreamt wishes’ brings his tricks to the club after many years breaking games at the binary level and on the main-stage, providing high action visuals to confuse, entertain, and impress fans of games and the ways we change them ourselves.
BaconPancake is a multi-genre DJ out of San Diego, CA that specializes in a broad range of EDM genres. Most commonly, you’ll hear Trap, Hybrid Trap, Jersey Club, Brostep, Drum and Bass, and some experimental tracks thrown in from time to time as well. BaconPancake takes heavy inspiration and influences from Skrillex, ISOxo and Virtual Riot. Every set is unique, and genre restrictions are seen as a creative limitation. Energy is high, engaging and catered towards making you want to dance as hard as possible!
swaggender… the coolest, dopest, gender ev3r. performing for her first time in seattle, she blends euphoric progressive uplifting dance music to hit the crowd right in the feels. get ready for a hyper energetic fueled set that is bound to stir your heart into an emotional rollercoaster.
“DJ VERY HAPPY 😀” is not present to make a formal statement at this time, but have asked me to include the following incomplete description:
WE ARE THE HAPPIEST DJS OF ALL TIME! WE ONLY PLAY BIRTHDAYS! IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW! WE WILL MAKE YOU SO HAPPY! WE WILL MAKE YOU EXPLODE! WE WILL TURN YOU INVISIBLE! WE WILL WE WILL
this is all they have sent me. hope this helps
– dj “very happy” management :/
Today is xx/xx/2008. My online friend meganebuloid told me about her favorite music so I had to go online and listen for myself o_0 I stayed up WAY too late but OMG I’ve never heard anything like this before. I guess it’s called hands up?? It’s so fast and bright and happy likeee literally how could I not stay up until 4 in the morning??? My desk speakers suckk but who cares I’m having so much fun ^3^ Every song I find like this has cool anime pictures but they’re all completely covered in spam. IDK why, whatever!!
Visuals for Meganebuloid’s set provided by members of the “Fuck Bigots” friend group: smokeyocity, LuxyCharms, Wesley, esics, and 3LIXAR