Like me, do you often wish you could dance and fall over laughing in the club at the same time? Do you wish for mashups, dizzying hard dance, bits, and cluttered chaotic mayhem instead of the usual club formalities? Do you wanna listen to sets that make you say “oh fuck off” and dance anyway? Welcome… to Sounds of Clowns. Instead of simply just headknockers and floorstompers, we’re bringing a sense of humor to the whole bloody affair this go as we bring your social media feed of joke edits and URLfest mixes to IRL.
tdstr will be playing a gradually accelerating dance set, starting with “normal” “edm”, gradually accelerating up to speedcore tempos. Watch out for bespoke mashups, all sorts of rave music, and maybe even some time signature nonsense.
dendy crew is a greater Philadelphia-based musician/dj who brings a blend of hard dance and tech house sensibilities to Impact! His origin and style is shaped by rhythm games (where he is featured in Lanota, RAVON, and polytone among others). He is also the producer/conspirer half of the zealot rap duo HELL ORBS. Most importantly? He is bringing his PSP and after the show we might watch Equilibrium or Joe Dirt on UMD and half-pay attention to it while we get Havana Syndrome for fun.
Formerly known as the showrunner for Funny Rave, Jab50yen has been making things online since 2008. They’re a YouTube Brand Manager and Video Producer by day, and pretty much the same by night. But they do less boring things sometimes like this show. Let’s hope this Hag hasn’t lost the mashup and YTPMV touch.
Get ready for the dj that does everything wrong: a music taste borne solely out of listening to siivagunner rips and mixing skills coming straight from a custom-programmed steam deck, 0xfff3 is here to give you an eclectic night of beats, laughs, and groans of frustration.
Spinning genres such as hypocore, flipflip, mesa, bellevue club, and 1st + 3rd-5th wave dariacore (fuck second wave dariacore) you’re in for a treat you’re hard pressed to find elsewhere.
dicksoak: “a bunch of bullshit idfk”
3LIXAR debuts its whatever-the-hell-its-brain-was-doing-in-2013-on-SoundClown to the Kremwerk stage. Normally its spewing bull on the mic, but on this awful night it’ll perform its audio torture mastery on the decks instead. What might it play you ask? Simple: mashups I guess, east coast club, Wii Music, baile funk “that makes me smile,” hippo hop, stuff with drums that could be in a four on the floor arrangement, and 64kbps mp3 rips.
Poster by Ricco Harver
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