"It's PRIDE! Y'know what that means... Your favorite sanctuary returns for a very special, EXTRA FAGALICIOUS edition this June! Safe Space, hosted by the cisgender brick fat daughter Camero and the most performative Wasian Clara Voyance, will feature the grand BATTLE OF THE BARS! We have procured the charcoochireeks board of quintessential performers from some of the worst..

And the worst... Queer establishments of Seattle nightlife. Let's meet our champions!!!

-Pony's Pornographic Politician, it's Seattle's Night Mayor SCARY ANN!

-Massive's Mommy of the Muscle Gays, it's ANNE TIFA!

-Advocating for straight rights, we got Queer Bar's rambunctious rainbow NORVINA DUBOIS!

-The first brick thrown at Kremwerk, it's crusty CAMERO!

-She's withered, she's wilted, it's Clock out Lounge's tossed out xe/xir salad CLARA VOYANCE!

Come marinate yourself in the soupy sludge of corporate pride and vote which bar will survive the rainbow recession! 

6.27.2026

Timbre Room

Doors @ 7pm Show @ 7:30pm

Presale $12, Day of $15

*TICKET ACCESS WITH WEEKEND PASS*

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